
Although Allison lives in a town 6 hours away, I worked a full day on Friday and then headed up to see her....
At 10:30pm, I was finally pulling into Allison's town -- Lander, Population 6,867. I gave Allison a call to let her know I was almost there when she said, "Hey! I'm at the bar! Come meet me!" Never one to pass up a drink, I said, "Okay!"

I arrived at the bar which was conveniently (a) The only bar in town and (b) on Main Street. Allison was standing out front waiting for me, and when we walked inside, this is what I saw:
... Allison filled me in on the backstory of everyone at the bar.
The most memorable moment occurred not 10 minutes after I arrived when a mountain man came up to us and asked if we wanted to smoke pot. When we said no, he told us we didn't know what we were missing. Perhaps that's true, but 29 seems kind of old to start smoking. After talking to him for a minute, Allison discovered he was the cousin of her co-worker's wife... or something like that.

The amazing thing about living in a small town is that you know EVERYONE at the bar. As we sipped on our Lander Brewing Co beers (super delicious and super cool that Lander has their own brewing company, right?!) ....


Soon, I got distracted by a dog running through the bar.

As I chased down the dog trying to get a picture, our pot smoking friend told Allison that I was really hot. It's good to know that if times ever get tough here in Denver, there's a stoner mountain man who's interested in Lander.
The next morning, Allison made me coffee....
... and we perused some catalogs.
After going to breakfast, she took me on a tour of her town.
First stop: Garage Sale Advertisement Row.
Garage sales are serious business in Lander, and every weekend all the garage sales are advertised on the same corner of Main Street. All you do is take a box... write down the details... and wait for the crowds to come!
Second Stop: Lander Art Center.
After living in Lander for almost 3 years, Allison has become very active in the community. One of her endeavors is serving on the board of directors for the Lander Art Center. The night before, they'd had an event, and Allison had to stop in to do a bit of clean-up. While she cleaned wine glasses and dishes, I walked around and looked at the art.
This creepy little ditty was sitting in the storage room.

My personal favorite... I'm not sure if it takes some artistic liberties, or whether Lander was, in fact, a nudist colony in the Old West days.
Third Stop: Main Street Books

The book store was SO cute! And as you would expect in a small town, Allison ran into her friend Cara who was buying some coffee.
Fourth Stop: Allison's old Apartment

Please note the address: "Main Street - South Side of the Street; Apartment above Lander Valley Printing." The Post Office is so awesome in Lander that you don't even need to put a street address!!!
And our final stop was the movie theater... we were thinking about going to see The Switch that evening, but it turned out we ran out of time.

There were streams and waterfalls.... SO pretty!

Waterfall!
This is called "The Sinks". The river flows into this cavern and then reappears 1/4 mile down the canyon in a pool named the Rise. However, no one really knows what happens to the water on its way because it takes over 2 hours to travel that 1/4 mile. Odd.

In front of the mysterious cavern...

NOT SO!!!
When I happened upon the stream, I found out I had to climb down 5 feet of rock to cross it. Once I made my way down, I realized the stream (although not deep) was NOT easy to cross because all the rocks were really loose. Inevitably, my foot slipped off one of the rocks and my entire left foot was submerged in water. Ugh. So I had to run the last 3 miles with a very wet and cold foot!!! This picture just doesn't do that stream justice:

The last section of my run was through Lander City Park.... which is pretty different from Denver City Park, but it was very cute!
When I got back from my run, Allison was whipping up some pumpkin pancakes.
Not only did she make pancakes, but she put her Starbucks Barrista experience to use and made yummy vanilla lattes.

Sadly, I had to head back to Denver soon after church. It was a short trip, but I had such a great time. Thanks for being a fantastic hostess, Allison!



Two of her friends came over to join us for breakfast, and then Allison took me to her church. On our way back, we saw this guy riding a horse through town (sorry it's so small... I was scrambling to find my phone to take this picture -- he's under the light post).

3 comments:
This line: "As I chased down the dog trying to get a picture, our pot smoking friend told Allison that I was really hot. It's good to know that if times ever get tough here in Denver, there's a stoner mountain man who's interested in Lander." is perhaps the funniest yet on the blog! Or perhaps even the whole internet.
Looks like good times in Wyoming. James by the way was very excited that you went to Wyoming, I think he's still sad that we didn't at least dip a toe into that state, since we were SO close and all. He also got a kick out of the convenience stores you spotted, which I notice you cleverly left out of the blog post.
great run-down of the weekend's events :)
It sounds like Lander is the Stars Hollow of Wyoming!
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